https://thingsinrubbers.com life's little objects ... stuffed in a condom Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:28:15 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Not much to say about this except I hate McDonalds, I hate Big Macs, I want to flay Ronald McDonald so that unwitting mother's see him for what he really is, a scary, asshole clown, who is also a robot made of condoms and thousand island dressing!!! https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=30 Who doesn't love a circus peanut? Most people gasp when I take out a creamy, mallowy, orange yummy nuggets -- and throw it at the window and then the window breaks. C-r-r-r-r-rash. These things are closer to plastic than any other fast food -- and also plastic. They are also totally ... https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=29 Everyone loves the tasty bites that are Swedish fish. It's one of my first actual memories, eating Swedish fish after my mom got off work in the Student Union at SUNY Oswego. That would put me at about 2.5 years old. I put a fish in each fold of the punch ... https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=28 This is an entire can of Alpo Beef Chunks. I put the lip of the rubber around the can and there was this weird pressure thing that happened and dog food sprayed me. So, no one can ever say I don't believe in my art. I took the pictures before ... https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=27 "Sir would you like spicy or original?" "It doesn't matter." Next thing you know in it went. I totally love KFC to death, though I rarely eat it ever since Miltron Nolan told me about this dude who died and had a thick, multi-pound slug of Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil in his ... https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=22 Mamma Mia that's a nice, ripe eggplant purchased from the 23rd street fruit and vegetable stand. Pretty much any time someone tells you that they're too big to put on a jimmy hat, refer them to this here picture. The condom hole is about 1 1/4 inches in diameter, which ... https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=20 This here is an ear of corn that I couldn't stand to waste after taking the picture. It was sweet crunchy and summer-delicious, although it did have a tell-tale lil' extra latexy taste to it. I wasn't gonna let it go to waste. https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=18 This is a tin of shredded sardine bits swimming in a not-so-big sea of tomato sauce. Has anyone ever eaten one of these tins of fish? Someone must have. I don't know anyone (OK, a couple of people: Noona, Paul) that can stomach fish out of a can. https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=15 I would not recommend eating at ANY Chinese food and doughnut shops San FranDisco. Why? Because the doughnuts are fried in the same oil as the fish. I bought these at the 24th street BART station and did not eat them. The last time I actually ate something from the place I ... https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=11 Fried Plantanos en Miami es muy delicioso. Seriouly these are some big bananas and they both managed to fit. Note the green felt. I think it goes nicely with the ripe yellow of the bananas. https://thingsinrubbers.com/?p=8