Meta Condom Art v. 1
Everyone loves the tasty bites that are Swedish fish. It’s one of my first actual memories, eating Swedish fish after my mom got off work in the Student Union at SUNY Oswego. That would put me at about 2.5 years old.
I put a fish in each fold of the punch bag. It took a while to line up. We left it in the living room for about 3 weeks and it exploded during the Miami Heat / Los Angeles Laker Christmas day game, because the fish acid ate through the rubber and we were all cheering D-Wade kicking Kobe’s add.
Kids, never put a Swedish fish in a condom if you’re going to have sex for 3 straight weeks. The candy may degrade the integrity of the condom and make you pre-mature parents.