The Seed of the Eggplant
Mamma Mia that’s a nice, ripe eggplant purchased from the 23rd street fruit and vegetable stand. Pretty much any time someone tells you that they’re too big to put on a jimmy hat, refer them to this here picture. The condom hole is about 1 1/4 inches in diameter, which puts the eggplant at ginormous. Another amazing feat of technology is that the resevoir tip is still intact and ready to accept the seed of the eggplant.