The Colonel is Rolling in His Gravy
“Sir would you like spicy or original?”
“It doesn’t matter.”
Next thing you know in it went. I totally love KFC to death, though I rarely eat it ever since Miltron Nolan told me about this dude who died and had a thick, multi-pound slug of Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil in his Colon. Colon … Colonel words that bear a striking resemblance to one another, coincidence or conspiracy?
Normally the lube on the condoms makes it hard enough to stuff things into them, adding the grease from the 4 legs made it even harder. The biscuit was an afterthought crushed by the elasticity of the tube.